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Our congratulations go to a Burlington Vermont civilian employee of the local Army National Guard base. He recently received a substantial cash award from our government for inventing a device for optical scanning. His device reportedly will save the government more than $6 million a year by replacing a more expensive helicopter maintenance tool with his own, home-made, hand-held model. Not surprisingly, we also have a couple of money-saving ideas that we submit to the Pentagon free of charge: a. Don't kill anybody. b. Don't build things that do. c. And don't pay other people to kill anybody. We expect annual savings to be in the billions. -- Sojourners